"Just one, you obviously didn't read what it says in large capital letters at the top of the page and have the courtesy to introduce yourself,"
and hopefully missed the second line altogether
" The members are friendly and helpful so just have fun."
IAC, I also thought "New member from Sacramento area." and "I have an 2002 Silverwing..", was kinda sufficient for me
but are there other specific guidelines or minimum requirements that need to be followed or met