Well I never!

As many people may know, Admins and Mods frequently receive Private Messages from companies spamming with suggestions for 'increasing footfall' on the site; naturally, they don't bother to see what the site is all about.
I always bin them but today, this one arrived. If anyone's interested, I'll send you the address:-

'Hey,

I was researching about adult toys this afternoon and stumbled upon your blog – a great collection of high-quality articles.

I am reaching out to you because I’d love to contribute a guest post to your blog.

I promise to fill the piece with solid points and actionable tips. I contribute regularly to blogs .

Here are some topics:
[Why do people like to use sex toys?]
[How do I introduce my wife to sex toys?]
[Sex Bloggers name their favorite Sex Toys]

Let me know and I’ll be sending you the draft as soon as possible.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Adutoys Team'.

The ball's in your court.

Yes we get these with some regularity! I love the trash bin icon!!!

HA HA HA!! Just the kind of stuff we need on a scooter forum... LOL

HEY! Any of you guys want to go on a scooter ride into the wilderness countryside? I just got a new bunch of toys we can all try out... Sorry, I couldn't help myself...