Thanksgiving Day Prank

Send a gulible person to choose the turkey.

Have someone distract that person while you remove some of the innards, and insert some eggs (hard boiled with the shell intact is best).

Then bring the person back into the kitchen, and ask them to help with preparations by removing the innards.

When they pull out the eggs, make them feel bad for choosing a "pregnant turkey".


Also, for the adventurous, here is a recipe for a "Turducken"
(A chicken inside a duck, inside a turkey)
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

Happy Thanksgiving.