Kurt is off ..... to Bali

I will be leaving the comfort of my Perth home for a few days, so I want you all to behave and try to make some NEW jokes that work. I may want something to read when I get back.
I don't know how the heck I am going to survive up there. Right there on Kuta Beach, with smoking volcanos on the other end of the island and tropical reefs on the north shore.
Restaurants, cheap genuine Rolexes and nice although humid constant temperatures every day.

Looking forward to get back to Perth, Really ....NOT!!


ps Tarmacburner, keep your head down for a while, its safer that way!

Kurt,

Have a great time.

Always makes me think of "Bloody Mary" from the movie "South Pacific"
Now ain't that too damn bad!

So they let you back into the country then Kurt. Just goes to show how standards are dropping wherever you look.

Buy any cheap Rolex watches whilst you were in Bali or are you still telling the time from the position of the sun?

Head back below the parapet and not accepting third light from anyone.

Cheers,

I read the subject line and thought "What else is new?' Then I noticed the second half. Why do you need a Rolex? I thought you retired.

Bali hai! Say Hi to Nellie for me.