Psychotherapy or Silverwing

Let's see..........$3k to $10k for a Silverwing, or $250 per hour for a "Psychiatrist". Hmmmmmm.......Which would be better for you????? Jeff.

Kind of depends on how OCD you actually are. 3 to 10K may be really lowballing the obsessive nature of some. A couple years worth of therapy could help some...

Well, it is a toss up. Fresh air and sunshine, or Nurse Cratchitt's seductive leg crossing as she asks if I have any fresh fruit phobias. Hmmmmmm. So far I guess it's 50/50. I'm still on the fence. Jeff.

Um... I'm a shrink. DEFINITELY the Silver Wing for me!!!

So a Dr/therapist keeps his or her sanity with " Scooter Therapy " ? Do you prescribe that for your patients, Hammy? Well then.......... could a scooter be a cure for the irrational desire to take up dressing like a Scot, and wearing a Kilt? Comfortable, stylish, but what of the wind effect?
Jeff.

Jeff, nothing irrational about it, but please do add some gaiters and straps to keep said kilt and certain unmentionables from flapping in the breeze, or bystanders and fellow motorists might suffer some psychological trauma!

And if anyone mentions wearing a little helmet, shame on you for having your mind in the gutter.

Gaiters and straps in place, looking through the kitchen cabinets for a little helmet....lets see....spray paint can cap.....Too big. Prescription bottle cap.....too big. Ah....there we go....a thimble....perfect fit, now I'm off for a little Scot, Scooter Therapy. Brrrrrrrr. :rendeer:

Ye gods, the verrah thought of it chills the... spine.

Ah......Accenttherapy. Always makes me feel better to ride and recite outloud, the famous Monty Python sketch......"Scooter Repairman"......in a heavy Devonshire accent! " See how he uses that Spanner ". I think that I'm making some progress,Doc. Oops, sorry, I dropped my thimble.

ROTFLMAO!

The question has only one answer!

Silver Wing every time.

Hi Waspie. Your answer has only one question. Why do we ride? For sport, utility, [therapy] to relieve stress etc..... Is riding Theraputic? Ok, thats sort of two questions, but.......how about you? Well now thats three questions. Nuts.............Oh yeah........"Clean nuts are happy nuts" Quote, DennisB. Jeff.

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Hi Waspie. Your answer has only one question. Why do we ride? For sport, utility, [therapy] to relieve stress etc..... Is riding Theraputic? Ok, thats sort of two questions, but.......how about you? Well now thats three questions. Nuts.............Oh yeah........"Clean nuts are happy nuts" Quote, DennisB. Jeff.

Very Pythonesque.

"What did the Romans ever give us?"

Or the Peoples Front of Judea.......Or was that the Judean Peoples Front......"Splitter".!!
Seriously tho......I think that I began to "motorized two wheel" in the 60's and 70's as an escape. I was Peter Fonda, I was Bronson, I was free! There was a romanticism and a perception of great adventure about motorcycling......and I'm sure there still is to many. But, I know that some ride to escape, some to pose, some to save gas, some to get lost in the experience.......is it all therapy? Jeff

Tis all therapeutic. Hell, I even go so far as to call my real name my "work" name and go by Hammy on the road.

So what's better.......the Sunday morning ride, the commute to work, Or the wash and wax on the driveway? Or?........

Jeff, I'm surpised.....Cleaning Nuts should be on your list!!!!

Dang it DennisB....my revised list has "Nut Cleaning" as priority #1. Hey DB, is your Silverwing a parts chaser/grocery getter, or do you ride just to ride?

Hi Jeff, All 4 of the above and even a few more.

I always tell wifey, I'm going out for a mental therapy ride.

Today I picked up one gallon of Glidden flat white, 50ft of 14-2 wire, cashed my check, hauled 2ft by 4ft piece of underlayment [left hand, 10mph max] all with my Silverwing, all very therapeutic. Well......the underlayment was just plain dumb, but in retrospect, isn't it amazing how well the engineers have designed the aerodynamics of the SW. Good lessons in physics courtesy of Sochiro Honda.........very therapeutic. Oh....great pix! Jeff.

Hi Jeff,

One of the strangest things I've carried under the seat, not counting the nut cleaning equipment, would be a large watermelon. Almost didn't get my seat closed. TASTY!

Speaking of nuts...

Sounds like a picnic DennisB, after a quick stop at Popeyes or KFC. Have you seen the Youtube video, I think it was called "the Molly chronicles"? The gentleman has either cut his seat in half or?....... and his dog rides behind him, not on the seat, but in the storage compartment.
And Hammy...[spoken with a French accent]",such legume intolerance." And coming from a man of your profession........So I say to you......"Your Mother was a hamster, and your Father smelled of Elderberries. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time."

Hammy, Not Nuts......Watermelon!

:lol!: I do enjoy nuts and usually have a jar of mixed nuts on my desk. One of these days I might just give in to the temptation to declare that there are nuts everywhere.

Some melons are a bit hard to crack... where's my bazookoid?

Bazookoid????.........A cross between a Bazooka and Sigmund.........???

It's the gun they use on Red Dwarf.

So now you are traveling to other planets........"Hi Miss, could I get this prescription refilled? Yes, name's Hammy. I left my Bazookoid on Red Dwarf, and if a Nutzillion Space Ranger finds it, the entire Universe will be bombarded with Red Dwarf Watermelons" .........Hammy......are you over medicating again? Put 2 gallons of Regular in the old Silverwing. Side stand up, feet forward.....relax. Your "therapist" would like to take you for a ride on the "vinyl" couch. Jeff.

Ahhhh Red Dwarf!! H

The craziest thing I ever carried on my SW was 4 toilet seat lids. I bunjied them on the seat behind and took them 38 miles to help a friend furnish a rehab project.

You must have looked like Mr.Haney on the way to Oliver Wendell Douglas's farm. "Mrs. Douglas, I've got just what you need for your two new two holer outy houses........see.....and I'll even throw in a Monkey Wards, and a Sears wish book........for only $8......plus delivery charges, tax, and I sanitized them with kerosene.....that comes to a grand total of $50 dollars." Or 3- $20's would be fine!" The previous owner was Arnold Ziffel. Yes.....I do believe the SW is the perfect SUV....Silverwing Utility Vehicle..........and very therapeutic. Jeff. p.s. what the heck is Red Dwarf?

Red Dwarf is an old TV show.

Oh lord I wish I didn't know what Red Dwarf was so I could watch them all again as new.

If you have Netflix rent the first season and watch it, you'll love it. You'll get all 7 seasons, guaranteed.

Hi Dug. I just Googled Red Dwarf, and it said it was a British Comedy. Almost fell over. What have I been missing? The Python Guys have been such a big part of my own personal "therapy",......[Sister Cratchit and the Nuns of the Holy Inquisition , ya know]! Nothing better than a little humor.......and a scooter ride! It's good fer ya! Thanks, Jeff.